A steady stream of woolly visitors have checked into our maternity hospital. We assume they give us a good review on their version of trip advisor, as they keep on coming. All rooms are comfortable, spacious, and equipped with a bed (which also serves as an ensuite bathroom.) Courtesy transport is offered from home to the delivery suite (but we reserve the right to use restraining devices if necessary) Room service is available twice a day, catering for all dietary requirements so long as it’s hay, water and corn. Most people look forward to the little freebies when they go away (mini bar, anyone?) so our piece de resistance, we insist that every guest takes home a Mini Baa.

Green veggies this week include purple sprouting broccoli, fennel, calabrese, leeks, cauliflower and courgettes. The soup is leek and potato, served with a choice of sourdough bread or a wholemeal roll. Takeaways are possible, especially if you bring your own container. Full breakfasts, pancakes, smoothies and hot drinks available from 9am.

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